Sex In Christ: Apparently it's just a matter of semantics...

Apparently those Imaginary Bitches have it wrong.

According to sexinchrist.com, Anal Sex is actually a Christian alternative to ... sex sex, I guess.

So is a threesome.

And pornography.

Umm... there is such a thing as reaching here...

But I don't want to be the one to break it to this webmaster.

Move along. Nothing to see here.

Nice to see that the Priest had the right idea, though.