Don't You Hate It When

You send your son a gorilla gram at school, convince the teacher to film it, and they send a stripper who spanks and whims in front of the students instead?

You're out there surfing and a great white shark attacks you? At the very least, the dolpins will save you.

Thousands of bananas randomly wash up on your beach?

You walk into a police station with a cigar full of weed and they have the ardacity to arrest you for it?

Seriously. Striking writers? I dare you to make any of this up.