This may fall into the realm of too much information...

But you know those little things that happen to you that would make a great sitcom moment? I have those a lot.

Like yesterday, when I was happily sitting in the bathroom, taking care of business, casually turned my head and OW. A twinge in neck. From not doing anything. Other than... you know... sitting on my porcelain throne.

Can that be any more lame?

This ranks up there with the time I jumped off the roof, fractured an ankle, and then sprained the other one hopping down the stairs on one leg to get to the hospital.

Lame.